The Beard Season 6, Episode 16

George

Hey, people, people, people, people, people. Not bad, huh? Excuse me.

Elaine

You look ridiculous in that thing.

George

Is that so? Or could it be that you're just a *little* bit worried that you may have missed the boat?

Elaine

Well I think they might have sutured that thing to your brain.

George

Ha ha ha ha, oh all right, go ahead, deride, deride if you must. But let me tell you something, with my personality and this set of hair, you know what I am now? I am in the game. I no longer defer to the coifed. I'm a player.