Kramer
Jerry, it was a whirlwind. They whisked us backstage, the media is sworming, champagne is flowing...whooo! I can't describe how great it is to win.
Jerry
That's because you didn't win.
George
'Scarsdale surprise'. That's the musical about that Scarsdale diet doctor murder.
Kramer
Featuring the mind-blowing performance of Ms. Raquel Welch!
Jerry
You haven't even seen it.