Kramer

Jerry, it was a whirlwind. They whisked us backstage, the media is sworming, champagne is flowing...whooo! I can't describe how great it is to win.

Jerry

That's because you didn't win.

George

'Scarsdale surprise'. That's the musical about that Scarsdale diet doctor murder.

Kramer

Featuring the mind-blowing performance of Ms. Raquel Welch!

Jerry

You haven't even seen it.