Peterman

Elaine, what did you want to talk me about?

Elaine

This. My office. Sam trashed my office.

Peterman

Well, I see what's going on in here. I am smack dab in the middle of a good old fashioned cat fight.

Elaine

Mr. Petermen, this is not a cat fight. This is violent psychotic behavior directed at me all because are told her to swing her arms.

Peterman

Woof!