George

Yeah, yeah, well, because of the cane. You should see the bathroom they gave me!

Jerry

How can you do this?

George

Jerry, let's face it, I've always been handicapped. I'm just now getting the recognition for it. Name one thing I have that puts me in a position of advantage. Huh? There was a guy that worked at the Yankees-- no arms! He got more work done than I did, made more money, had a wife, a family, drove a better car than I did.

Jerry

He drove a car with no arms?

George

All right, I made up the part about the car, but the rest is true. And he hated me anyway!