George

Jerry, let's face it, I've always been handicapped. I'm just now getting the recognition for it. Name one thing I have that puts me in a position of advantage. Huh? There was a guy that worked at the Yankees-- no arms! He got more work done than I did, made more money, had a wife, a family, drove a better car than I did.

Jerry

He drove a car with no arms?

George

All right, I made up the part about the car, but the rest is true. And he hated me anyway!

Jerry

Do you know how hard it's getting just to tell people I know you?

George

I love that bathroom. It's got that high, high toilet. I feel like a gargoyle perched on the ledge of a building.