Jerry

He drove a car with no arms?

George

All right, I made up the part about the car, but the rest is true. And he hated me anyway!

Jerry

Do you know how hard it's getting just to tell people I know you?

George

I love that bathroom. It's got that high, high toilet. I feel like a gargoyle perched on the ledge of a building.

Kramer

Hey! They hooked me up.