The Butter Shave Season 9, Episode 1

Puddy

(to flight attendant) You know I think ultimately, I'm upset with myself. I knew what I was getting into, she's a bitter, unstable person. I mean the sex was good. I'm sure it was fine for her. I need more.

Elaine

(to another passenger) Huh. You believing this?

Passenger

Excuse me, I...I was sleeping.

Elaine

You missed quite a performance.

Passenger

(disbelieving) That's my apple juice.