Newman

Hello, Jerry.

Jerry

Hello, Newman.

Newman

You know, old friend, sometimes I ponder this silly gulf between us and I say, 'Why?' Are we really so different. For what is--

Jerry

(cutting in) I'm not the one doing the cooking, Newman.

Newman

Damn you Seinfeld. You useless pustule. Um, somebody's got something on the griddle. maybe it's Kramer.