Jerry

Hello, Newman.

Newman

You know, old friend, sometimes I ponder this silly gulf between us and I say, 'Why?' Are we really so different. For what is--

Jerry

(cutting in) I'm not the one doing the cooking, Newman.

Newman

Damn you Seinfeld. You useless pustule. Um, somebody's got something on the griddle. maybe it's Kramer.

Jerry

No, he's up on the roof getting some sun with the butter (pauses) Oh no!