George

I must have dripped some on the floor and I slipped and...

Jerry

You know what's good for that? Relish.

Jerry

Hello? Yeah, this is Jerry Seinfeld. What? No. No! No! No!! No!!! Thank you. (Hangs up.) I don't believe this. They've added Bania to the network showcase and he's going on right after me.

George

So what, he's got a couple of good jokes.

Jerry

Oh, like what, Ovaltine? Why do dogs drink out of the toilet? Shopping carts with one bad wheel?