The Butter Shave Season 9, Episode 1

Jerry

Hello? Yeah, this is Jerry Seinfeld. What? No. No! No! No!! No!!! Thank you. (Hangs up.) I don't believe this. They've added Bania to the network showcase and he's going on right after me.

George

So what, he's got a couple of good jokes.

Jerry

Oh, like what, Ovaltine? Why do dogs drink out of the toilet? Shopping carts with one bad wheel?

George

That's true, that always happens to me.

Jerry

You think that's funny?