Frank

Two months ago, I saw a provocative movie on cable TV. It was called The Net, with that girl from the bus. I did a little reading, and I realize, it wasn't that farfetched.

George

Dad, you know what it takes to compete with Microsoft and IBM?

Frank

Yes, I do. That's why I got a secret weapon... my son.

Jerry

Damn it, they gave me cream! I asked for nonfat milk!

Patty

I think they have 1% over there.