Elaine

Yeah, I know. Uh, by the way, could you do me a favor and tell Mitchell Tanenbaum that I will be unable to attend this Saturday.

Adam

Are you free Friday night?

Elaine

I am, but that is not the point. You are thirteen, and I am in my early... 20s.

Adam

But I'm a man. The rabbi said so.

Elaine

No. You are not a man. It takes a *long* time to become a man. I mean, half my friends aren't even there yet.