Adam

But I'm a man. The rabbi said so.

Elaine

No. You are not a man. It takes a *long* time to become a man. I mean, half my friends aren't even there yet.

Adam

Well, if I'm not a man, then this whole thing was a sham! First, they said I was gonna get great gifts, and then, somebody gives me Boggle. I renounce my religion!

Lippman

Who wants cookies?

Adam

As of this moment, I am no longer Jewish. I quit!