The Serenity Now Season 9, Episode 3

Adam

As of this moment, I am no longer Jewish. I quit!

Lippman

What?

Elaine

(Eating) Walnuts, mmmmmm.

Frank

You're late again, Costanza, so listen up. Starting tonight, we're having a little sales contest. The loser gets fired, the winner gets a Waterpik.

Estelle

(From another room) You're not giving away our Waterpik!