Elaine

Adam, you don't become a man overnight. Look at your father. It takes time. Patience, experience. Uh, several careers of varying success. And these are things I look for in a man.

Adam

(Storming out of the room) Well, that does me a lot of good. 'Early 20s'!

Elaine

Well, I'm sorry, sir, I tried.

Lippman

So, that's the type of guy you're looking for?

Elaine

Uhh. I guess so. Why? (Mr. Lippman vigorously starts making out with her)