Kramer

(Baseball flies at Kramer and hits him) That's it, that's it! I warned you kids. I told you not to play in front of my house. This time, I'm keepin' it. And you're not getting back your rock either!

George

(hearing Jerry broke up with Patty) Are you still down in the dumps? Come on. It's just a chick.

Jerry

You ever heard of a little thing called feelings?

George

Well, I got just the thing to cheer you up. A computer! Huh? We can check porn, and stock quotes.

Jerry

Porn quotes... I'm so lucky to have a friend like you, George. Ever tell you how much I love you?