George

(hearing Jerry broke up with Patty) Are you still down in the dumps? Come on. It's just a chick.

Jerry

You ever heard of a little thing called feelings?

George

Well, I got just the thing to cheer you up. A computer! Huh? We can check porn, and stock quotes.

Jerry

Porn quotes... I'm so lucky to have a friend like you, George. Ever tell you how much I love you?

George

What?