Elaine

Don't get me wrong, Mr. Lippman. I-I'm very flattered that you found me attractive enough to... lunge at me. Huh. But the only reason you like me is because I'm a shiksa.

Lippman

That's simply not true.

Elaine

If you weren't Jewish, you wouldn't be interested in me.

Lippman

You are wrong. I'll prove it.

Elaine

Oh, no. Don't!