Jerry

George, letting my emotions out was the best thing I've ever done. Sure I'm not funny anymore, but there's more to life than making shallow, fairly-obvious observations. How about you?

George

All right... here goes...

Elaine

Rabbi, is there anything I can do to combat this Shiks-appeal?

Rabbi

Ha! Elaine, shiks-appeal is a myth, like the Yeti, or his North American cousin, the Sasquatch.

Elaine

Well, something's goin' on here, 'cause every able-bodied Israelite in the county is driving pretty strong to the hoop.