George

All right... here goes...

Elaine

Rabbi, is there anything I can do to combat this Shiks-appeal?

Rabbi

Ha! Elaine, shiks-appeal is a myth, like the Yeti, or his North American cousin, the Sasquatch.

Elaine

Well, something's goin' on here, 'cause every able-bodied Israelite in the county is driving pretty strong to the hoop.

Rabbi

Elaine, there's much you don't understand about the Jewish religion. For example, did you know that rabbis are allowed to date?