Rabbi

Ha! Elaine, shiks-appeal is a myth, like the Yeti, or his North American cousin, the Sasquatch.

Elaine

Well, something's goin' on here, 'cause every able-bodied Israelite in the county is driving pretty strong to the hoop.

Rabbi

Elaine, there's much you don't understand about the Jewish religion. For example, did you know that rabbis are allowed to date?

Elaine

(About to leave) Well, what does that have to do...?

Rabbi

You know, a member of my congregation has a timeshare in Myrtle Beach. Perhaps, if you're not too busy, we could wing on down after the High Holidays? Elaine? 'Lainie?