Jerry

(Gesturing to George) You believe this guy? He holds a grudge like Khomeini.

George

She dragged me down to that warehouse on the waterfront in Brooklin to see one of her 'performances'.

Jerry

Oh, and she cooks dinner onstage for some celebrity?

George

God! She's cooking dinner for God! She's yelling and screaming, and the next thing I know, she throws a big can of chocolate syrup all over my new red shirt.

Elaine

It was an accident!