Kramer

It's a one-time fee. A hundred and fifty bucks. Why live like this?!

Jerry

I'm not getting illegal cable!

Kramer

Oh, so what are you gonna do? You gonna wait for the cable companies to resolve their dispute? They're gonna be in court for years.

Jerry

No, I read in the paper..

Kramer

(Sarcastic) Oh, oh, the paper..