The Beard Season 6, Episode 16

Tierney

A polygraph. It's what you civilians call a lie detector test.

Jerry

Oh. Let me ask you, when someone is lying, is it true that their pants are actually on fire?

Tierney

If I could tell you the famous faces that have been up here. A certain cast member of Melrose Place.

Jerry

Really.

Tierney

Have you ever seen the show?