George

(Pleading) You gotta let me go over there.

Jerry

What are you gonna do? Badger a pregnant woman at her own baby shower?! What are you, gonna take it off and make her rinse it in club soda?

George

No, I'm gonna hold it under her nose so she can smell the scent of stale Bosco that I had to live with for three years, and I'm gonna say, 'Remember this shirt, baby?! Well, now, it's payback time!'

Leslie

We just bought an apartment on Riverside Drive. Bernard Goetz's mother used to live there.

Elaine

So, where's Todd?