Mary

(Livid) Mary Contardi. No? Doesn't ring a bell, Jerry? We had a date, three years ago. You took me to one of your shows.

Jerry

(Stammering) Oh, I, I, think I remember..

Mary

Told me you had a great time! Said you'd call me the next day.

Jerry

Well, I'm sure I meant to call.. I probably just lost your..

Mary

Liar! Liar! You were never going to call me! You thought you could waltz throught the rest of your life and never bump into me again! But you were wrong, Jerry! You were wrong! What do you think, I'm some sort of poor, pathetic wretch?!