Elaine

(claps her hands) That is the single greatest packing performance I have ever seen.

Jerry

(proudly) I am...the master packer.

Elaine

(laughs) Yeah, right, you're the master packer.

Jerry

What you must understand, Elaine, (picking up the umbrella) packing is no different than leading men into battle. (Jerry hits his bag rhythmically with his umbrella.) You've gotta know the strengths and weaknesses of every soldier in that platoon. From a collapsible toothbrush to a pair of ordinary black socks.

Elaine

(raising her hand) 'Scuse me, master packer...