Jerry

Natural? Sex is about love between a man and a woman, not a man and a sandwich.

George

Jerry, I'm not suggesting getting rid of the girl. She's integral.

Jerry

Maybe instead of trying to satisfy two of your needs, how about satisfying one of somebody else's.

George

Hey, speaking of which, I found a great way to separate the skin from the top of the pudding without leaving any around the edges; Exacto knife.

Jerry

I told you George, no more pudding. I'm starting a purification program. Keep all that kind of food away from me.