Jerry

It's too stupid to confess. Look at what I'm confessing to.

Elaine

So what are you going to do?

Jerry

I don't know. Maybe I can beat the machine.

Elaine

Oh, who do you think you are? Castanza?

Jerry

Hey you know what? I have access to one of the most deceitful, duplicitous, deceptive minds of our time. Who better to advise me?