Jerry

I don't want a van.

Elaine

Well, just tell him you want the SAAB.

Jerry

You don't understand. This is Fragile Frankie Merman. When we were in camp, if you upset him, he'd run out to the woods, dig a hole, and sit in it.

Elaine

Well, I have an idea. Keep the van, and get a bumper sticker that says, 'If this vans a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'.'

Jerry

Always helpful.