Kramer

Come on, Jerry, just let me help you.

Jerry

OK.

Kramer

All right! OK! Right, here we go. Yeah. OK, so... 'For sale. A big, juicy van.' And, ooh, you gotta put down, 'interesting trades considered.'

Jerry

I don't want to trade.

Kramer

No, you don't have to. It's all about tickling their buying bone.