The Junk Mail Season 9, Episode 5

Jerry

OK.

Kramer

All right! OK! Right, here we go. Yeah. OK, so... 'For sale. A big, juicy van.' And, ooh, you gotta put down, 'interesting trades considered.'

Jerry

I don't want to trade.

Kramer

No, you don't have to. It's all about tickling their buying bone.

Jerry

Hey, you know what? This is all your mail. They're puttin' it in my box now.