The Junk Mail Season 9, Episode 5

Newman

What about your bills?

Kramer

The bank can pay 'em.

Newman

The bank. What about your cards and letters?

Kramer

E-mail, telephones, fax machines. Fedex, telex, telegrams, holograms.

Newman

All right, it's true! Of course nobody needs mail. What do you think, you're so clever for figuring that out? But you don't know the half of what goes on here. So just walk away, Kramer. I beg of you.