Puddy

You dumped me for some idiotic TV pitchman.

Elaine

Look, I'm sorry, Puddy. It-it was a mistake. So, let's just put it behind us, and we can continue like this never happened.

Puddy

Gee, I don't know. What if we're out somewhere and you see the Maytag repairman.

Elaine

You're not taking me back?

Puddy

(leaving) That's right.