The Beard Season 6, Episode 16

Robert

But I'm a starting shortstop.

Elaine

Robert, we need a shortstop. *Real bad*.

George

I tell you, when she threw that toupee out the window, it was the best thing that ever happened to me. I feel like my old self again. Totally inadequate, completely insecure, paranoid, neurotic, it's a pleasure.

Jerry

Good to have you back.

George

And you know what else I've decided to do? I'm going to keep seeing the bald woman.