The Merv Griffin Show Season 9, Episode 6

Jerry

So three dates and she still won't let me play with her toys.

Kramer

Hm, That's interesting. You know someone mentioned to me you were not very happy with your toys, growing up.

Jerry

Yeah, that was me.

Kramer

Oh, that's right, right, right. And uh you mentioned that uh, you didn't get a G.I. Joe. You had an...

Jerry

An Army Pete.