Kramer

Oh, that's right, right, right. And uh you mentioned that uh, you didn't get a G.I. Joe. You had an...

Jerry

An Army Pete.

Kramer

Right.

Jerry

He was made of wood and in the rain he would swell up and then split.

Kramer

And we all know how painful that can be. (as he says this, he turns and speaks directly into the non-existent television camera. Jerry looks a bit confused.)