Jerry

He was made of wood and in the rain he would swell up and then split.

Kramer

And we all know how painful that can be. (as he says this, he turns and speaks directly into the non-existent television camera. Jerry looks a bit confused.)

Elaine

Jerry. Oh there - -

Kramer

Oh, Elaine Benes. Well, this is quite a thrill, yes. Come - - (motions for Jerry to move down one seat as the new guest has arrived for her segment. Kramer gives Jerry a little push) Come on sit down. Yes.

Elaine

(clears throat) (to Jerry) Well, I'll tell ya, this sidler guy is really chapping my hide.