The Merv Griffin Show Season 9, Episode 6

Miranda

Then why don't you just run IT over too?

George

Zing.

Miranda

George, what are you doing?

George

Did you see that? That-that pigeon didn't move! I had to swerve to get out of the way! I saved that pigeons life!

Miranda

What pigeon? You drove right into that squirrel. (leaves the car)