The Merv Griffin Show Season 9, Episode 6

Miranda

George, what are you doing?

George

Did you see that? That-that pigeon didn't move! I had to swerve to get out of the way! I saved that pigeons life!

Miranda

What pigeon? You drove right into that squirrel. (leaves the car)

George

Squirrel? Well, we have no deal with THEM!

Jerry

(sound of gunfire) Pkew, pkew, pkew, pkew, Pkeeew!