The Merv Griffin Show Season 9, Episode 6

Jerry

(sound of gunfire) Pkew, pkew, pkew, pkew, Pkeeew!

Celia

Jerry! (she slides away from him) ... Those hands! They never stop!

Jerry

I'm sorry. Got any booze? What's say you and I get ripped!

Celia

No. Thanks. I have a headache. Can you just get me an aspirin?

Jerry

All right.