Elaine

I turned him. He defected.

Jerry

Get out! (pushes Elaine) How? How did you do that?

Elaine

Because I'm a *woman*. (swiveling her hips) Ba-ba-ba-boom-chicka-boom-chicka-boom-boom- boom.

Jerry

Elaine, do you know what you've done? You've give hope to every woman who's ever said 'Too bad he's gay'.

Elaine

Well it's a lesson for the kids out there. Anything's possible. Jeromy, I have *hit* the jackpot. The perfect man. Nothing but sex and shopping.