Jerry

Elaine, do you know what you've done? You've give hope to every woman who's ever said 'Too bad he's gay'.

Elaine

Well it's a lesson for the kids out there. Anything's possible. Jeromy, I have *hit* the jackpot. The perfect man. Nothing but sex and shopping.

Lou

What's your name?

Jerry

Jerry Seinfeld.

Lou

What is your address?