The Merv Griffin Show Season 9, Episode 6

George

So ... uh, squirrel.

Doctor

One more thing Mister Costanza, we just need to know what time you'll be picking him up tomorrow.

George

What's that?

Doctor

Oh, we're discharging the squirrel. We think he'll be better off at home.

George

He has no home. He's a squirrel.