The Merv Griffin Show Season 9, Episode 6

Doctor

One more thing Mister Costanza, we just need to know what time you'll be picking him up tomorrow.

George

What's that?

Doctor

Oh, we're discharging the squirrel. We think he'll be better off at home.

George

He has no home. He's a squirrel.

Doctor

Hmm-hm. Your home, Mister Costanza. Just make sure he gets his medicine six times a day and keep his tail elevated. (exits)