Elaine

He went back.

Jerry

I don't understand it. You were having such a great time, the sex, the shopping.

Elaine

Well here's the thing. Being a woman, I only really have access to the, uh... equipment, what, thirty, forty-five minutes a week. And that's on a good week. How can I be expected to have the same expertise as people who *own* this equipment, and have access to it twenty-four hours a day, their entire lives.

Jerry

You can't. That's why they lose very few players.

Elaine

Yeah, I guess I never really stood a chance.