Jerry

Hey. Don't worry it hasn't started.

Elaine

Hey George, I am *really* proud of you. I really do admire what you've done.

George

Do you? That makes me so happy. Elaine's proud of me Jerry.

Elaine

What is the matter?

George

I got rejected by a bald woman. A bald woman rejected me. Heh, you like that one? A woman with no prospects and no *hair*, told me that I wasn't her type. Apparently *baldy* likes a slimmer guy.