The Slicer Season 9, Episode 7

Kramer

Well, he's got a mole on his shoulder. Very suspicious.

George

So, tell him you're concerned about it and he should see someone else.

Kramer

George, why would I, a Juilliard trained dermatologist, send him to another doctor?

George

Because, you're not a dermatologist.

Kramer

He thinks I am. I'm not gonna betray that trust. Here's what I wanna do; I think I can get a section...