Jerry

Well, that woman had it coming to her. Look at my neck, it looks like I had a beard of bees!

George

Why don't you see someone about it?

Jerry

I've called everyone. You know how hard it is to get a dermatologist in this town? (Kramer comes in) A real dermatologist.

Kramer

(Points to a page on the book) Squamous cell carcinoma.

George

You're not a doctor. You shouldn't even have books like this.